{"id":286,"date":"2018-08-24T00:14:07","date_gmt":"2018-08-24T00:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.carleton.edu\/mbaylor\/?p=286"},"modified":"2018-08-24T00:14:07","modified_gmt":"2018-08-24T00:14:07","slug":"marty-meets-the-balloon-animal-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/marty-meets-the-balloon-animal-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"Marty Meets The Balloon-Animal Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this is what happens when you ask a balloon animal person to make you a laser&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_285\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-285\" style=\"width: 960px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/140802LaserBalloon-2g339or.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-285\" src=\"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/140802LaserBalloon-2g339or.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/140802LaserBalloon-2g339or.jpg 960w, https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/140802LaserBalloon-2g339or-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/140802LaserBalloon-2g339or-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-285\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Laser Balloon Gun<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is what happens when you ask a balloon animal person to make you a laser&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mbaylor.people.sites.carleton.edu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}